Friday, November 14, 2008

sweating to the...

There has been a lot of advertising lately for prescription-strength deodorant. First of all, ladies, if he can't smell you he will not want to do anything else to you either. We are mammals, and as mammals, we have pheromones. These are key in finding a compatible mate. Cover it up with industrial strength Secret and you are going to be in a world of trouble. One commercial shows how effectively the deodorant can block a tidal wave of moisture. Instead of, oh my God, sweating, they would like you to trap all the toxins your body is trying to rid itself of. Where will these toxins end up? Loitering around your lymph nodes and breasts. While I am not sure if there is a link with breast cancer, I can't imagine it is good for you either. We need to sweat, and sweat can be sexy. I took an unofficial poll of my male co-workers last night and they all agreed that sweaty girls are hot girls. If it makes you feel better, say you are glowing. Say you are glistening. Trust me, your single self will thank me.